I cannot believe I have been away from my blog for so long. I was here at Xanga to visit a friend's blog and wanted to comment. So I try signing in with my xanga id and password but I couldn't even remember the password! It's been that long! Ah well, the drudgery of life and the monotony of the rat-race. It can make meek pussies of the best perv blasters.
But while I am here, we may as well whine a bit, eh? 
So this thought came to me some days back. And since I am prone to gross, toilet-humour, many of you may want to go back to that Mary Poop-ins (oops!) video you were watching. So as I was saying, I happened to be surfing the tele, and a thought came to me as I watched the advert for this lame-ass show which goes by the name of "Ambar Dhara". It's about a pair of twins, joint literally, and I mean literally, at the hip. Now, my utmost respect to the conjoint fraterity (confrat, corn fart), but this whole idea of two women who are joint at the hip (literally and they definitely do mean literally) is so preposterous. Why don't they just sever them apart? It's not like they are attached to each other at the head or something and share a brain, right? (The way they behave in the adverts, it's very very likely that they are rather brainless).
(A and D - Just plain annoying)
I have this whole host of questions:
How do Ambar Dhara turn in their sleep at night? If one turns, the other one's hoisted up in the air right?
How do they take a dump? I mean, I'm sure they must have worked out a side-by-side loo thing at home, so that if one wants to answer nature's call, the other one can sit too. (It would be awkward for joint at the hip twins to crap won't it? Like if one sits, the other has to sit down too). But what do they do when they're visiting friends? What do they do when they go to a public loo? Public loos in any part of the world, typically can accomodate a grand total of ONE entity. Handicapped loos are bigger but again, seating arrangments for one only. In this situation, does one of them (the one who doesn't have to go so urgently) just sit on her haunches?
What would have happened if either Ambar or Dhara had been a guy? Would they have gone to the one marked "Gentlemen" or to the one marked "Gentleladies"?
What if A and D are both desperate to go? How do they decide who gets to go first (assuming they're not using their luxurious 2x commode(s) at home, which like them are joint at the hip)?
What if A wants to go and D doesn't? What if A and D have fought? Can D actually not go along just to spite A?
What do A and D do on flights? Trains trips?
Hehe, A and D on road trips in bushes. Hehe.
How do A and D decide reading material for the loo? What if they both want to read the same paper?
Enough of the shit. Now some serious questions of a more sexual nature.
If a guy has the hots for both A and D, how can he cheat on them with each other?
How do A and D ever do naughty things? Privacy seems to be an issue here apparently.
How do A and D have a healthy sex life? Ever?
What if A and D decide to get married to two different men? Hindu style. Do they do the pheras 7 times or 14 times? And is everyone married to everyone? Amber to Amber's husband and Dhara to Dhara's? And also is Amber married to Dhara? And Amber's husband to Dhara's husband? And Amber to Dhara's husband? And Dhara to Amber's? Shocking 
Will they have to take turns at having sex? Or is it always going to take on an orgy-flavour?
Filth aside (only for a bit)
How do A and D go up narrow staircases?
Filth back.
If A and D are in a room full of people and there's fart in the air, the probability is twice as high that the fart has originated from them.
I'm disappointed with the quality of television content. It sucks ass. | 
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